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The best way to attract a beautiful woman to you and get her into bed is to convince her that you are not a mere mortal man but are in fact, God. If you are overweight and not very tall, this method works wonders and soon you can have not only one woman fawning at your feet but a whole harem of them.
I have used this method of getting women extensively throughout my life and here I must add that a good wardrobe is essential. The more women you can convice that you are God, the more will be thronging to get into bed with you. It has a knock-on effect when they really think you are God and you will be able to pick and choose the most desirable ones.
This method of aquiring women does have one disadvantage though. The time will come when a woman will realise that you are not really God (this can take several years with the dumb blonde types) and then she won't accept your excuses for having other women. You will no longer be able to tell her that you only have these other women because you are saving their souls and she may eventually want to leave you.
When this happens you must be firm and threaten to stop her seeing her children if she leaves you. Eventually she will see sense and the status quo will be restored and you can carry on seeing all the other women who still believe you are God and she won't say a word against it.