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| Hello, my name is Satpal
Maharaj, the brother of the current Lord of the Universe
and the son of the last one. Being God's brother and son,
I am in an enviable position and I have used my position
to my own advantage. It's been a good life. Mind you, I
do feel some resentment towards that little runt of a
sibling of mine, since I am the true one
who our Father passed on the perfect mastership to and my
little brother hijacked the show with his wretched
dancing when he was only eight years old! Can you believe
it? Damn, if it wasn't for that little toe rag, I would be God and he would be the one stuck out in the wilderness trying to make a living out of being a satguru. And anyway, I've got a better moustache than he ever had! |