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Naturally, since I portray myself as a great master and possible incarnation of God, I ought to know about love. I have great love. I love all of my devotees and the more they give me, the more I love them. This is particularly true of the more wealthy ones who I love more than any of the others.
My wealthy devotees are allowed to pay money directly into my personal bank account. How's THAT for personal attention and love!
Those people who don't love me are not considered in this equation, of course. After all, what good are they to me? I believe that love is a tangable thing which can be measured. I measure it in Dollars and Swiss Francs. I have aquired a vast store of love from my devotees and this love is a practical thing (like my knowledge used to be) and can be used to buy new houses for me to live in, new luxury cars, private jets and of course, my family expenses which run in to the tens of thousands of Dollars each month.
I always used to say to the press when they asked me about my financial wealth, that I am rich in love. These days I don't talk to the press but my statement was so true, wasn't it!
Some people say that love means caring for others. Well my devotees care for me and have learned the value of devotion. Although I have to point out to them repeatedly, that they need more devotion because they still haven't given enough. I usually promise them a better experience from their meditation if they give me more and that always does the trick.
You see it helps that none of them are actually experiencing any happiness or pleasure from their meditation and are leading rather sad, lonely and boring lives. Then they are all the more desperate for an experience and more eager to give their money (sorry, love) to me. When they still don't get any happiness from their giving to me, I tell them that they didn't give enough and should give me more. This method can work for many years until the devotees either become completely destitute (and of no further use to me), lose faith in my teachings and leave, or die.
Every now and then, some devotees will claim to have had a divine experience and I always take the credit for that. And that results in them giving everything they've got to me and more. They give up all their freedom and end their relationships with their spouses, children and friends and family and live only for my own personal benefit and pleasure. They are the living proof that I truly am, the Lord of Love.