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Incarnations of God
| God truly does work in mysterious ways. He appears to incarnate into several bodies at once for our benefit. He also brings his relatives with him. These various incarnations of God have a few remarkable similarities: they are mostly overweight, wealthy and not very pleasant people to get to know. Yep, he certainly does work in mysterious ways. |
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Bubba Free John has a rather silly name but who are we to question divine wisdom. He's living proof that you can be fat, ugly and look like a homeless vagrant, yet still have women fawning all over you. |
 God's brother (left) gives away an unwanted birthday present |
Satpal Maharaj is deluded. He thinks he is God but actually he is God's brother. His youngest brother Prem Pal (Maharaji) is the incarnation of God. |
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Maharaji is only God in India and sometimes in Australia. He used to be God in America and Europe too but that never happened and it's a scurrilous lie just like the lie about him wearing a Krishna crown and telling people he was Lord Krishna. |
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This guy really is God. It says so on his web site. Someone should tell God that this hairstyle went out of fashion years ago. |
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Now you can have your very own Sai Baba to worship and adore in the privacy of your own home. No need to trek all the way to India for darshan when by the miracle of modern botany, you can bring him to you. This Sai Baba is really alive but he will not molest young boys or magically produce watches from up his sleeve. |
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She was born a fully realised soul unlike Maharaji who became one at eight. That photo hasn't been touched up. Those aren't scratches on the negative or computer enhanced graphics. No, those streaks are kundalini vibrations which are emanating from the Holy Mother. |
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